11 Types of Students you meet at CUFE.

Disclaimer: This post is for fun purpose, so you guys don't take it seriously. It is all about generalizing and no one is particularly targeted.

1- AIESEC Fanatics:

They think they are the coolest people taking part in the most cool extracurricular activity. They MUST, I repeat, they must be wearing those lousy aiesec bracelets. They try too hard to look like a badass group specially when it comes to standing at their booth.

2- The Nerd-Extremist
There are plenty of this type. Almost everyone in CUFE (Except me ofc). Students from this type would never let their GPA drop less than 4.0 or 3.9. Getting 3.89999999999999 might lead them to some suicidal acts or self-harm. They never skip a class and never leave a lost mark in a quiz unquestioned.

3-The top student-wanna-be
These usually have a low IQ, but they are so pretentious. They stick to the nerds' asses and try too hard to befriend them. They never skip lectures,bytlaza2o fel drs w el TAs without mercy, they try too hard and would rather eat the books than actually understand the purpose of the whole course.

4-The revolutionary.
Mostly a member of the SU family. It is usually a He. He is always a boring dude who almost everyone dislikes because he calls for strikes when everyone wants to study(the only thing students do). He never stops posting revolutionary posts on the university group. He is the only person at the whole campus who finds himself rewesh w gamed w thawragy. He can never stop talking about politics.

5- The girly attention whore
Her IQ is sometimes low, other times just fine. She feeds on drama. She knows that CUFE lacks girls who look after themselves, so she acts all girly with the TAs and Drs( Betetmaya3 la mo2akhza). I'd totally b*tch slap her because we are in faculty of engineering CU, not MSA ya roo7 mummy. enshafi.

6-The shy guy
He is usually a hard worker w ebn omo bezyada . Girls, better leave him alone because he might wet his pants if you try to make any conversation with him. So just spare everyone the awkward moment and talk to someone else.

7-The AUCian wanna-be.
They must go to the credit hours system. They think they are the most awesome group in college. You might find some English vocab slipping amid their sentences. Every weekend, they must party somewhere. Usually playing Estimation(Tarneeb) or monopoly deal. They make fun of others, say "ya3" 3ala akl 7orras. Their life motto is pappy ghani fashkh. (There are very few of them)

8- The Husband Hunter
Her exterior look is her arrow as she fishes for ebn el 7alal. She will try too hard to make conversations with those eligible welad el 7alal(mostly the nerd/shy type) through asking them about their notes and etc.

9- 3arooset El Mooled.
You would rarely spot her in campus. she applies all the make up to her face in a day and if she is 7erka enough, she would pull up a tar7a spanish. Her other girl friends are usually circling around her, showering her with compliments and sometimes envying her for only God knows what.

10- The Mcsteamy(not)
He thinks his tri and bi will get them girls hooked up, the tight bodzy must show his abs or lazaleez(it doesn't matter really because the bodzy is a major turn off) The L&M cigarette should never leave his finger. He rarely attends classes, always staring at the phone to look like he has a busy social life.
Sha3r sedro. PERIOD.

11-Facebook group most hated
That average student who never stops asking question on the Facebook group. Everyone wishes if they can kick him/her out. S/he asks questions that they already know the answers for, but why not make sure of things??? It's essential that s/he has a fictional cartoon character as her profile picture. Must type ass instead of assignment.